The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.
Episodes Season Season 5 · 0/6 Season 4 · 0/5 Season 3 · 0/6 Season 2 · 0/6 Season 1 · 0/6 0/6 watched · 1997 S05E01 Special Branch 1997-01-14
The Superintendent selects the duo for a particularly sensitive assignment. His granddaughter has become involved in an anti-road protest and he needs Louis and Briggs to 'rescue' her. more S05E02 Cardiac Arrest 1997-01-21
When a gang member is shot during a getaway, Briggs and Louis are dispatched to the hospital. But with so many sick people, doctors and nurses around, Louis' hypochondria knows no bounds... more S05E03 The Beast Of Hackney Marshes 1997-01-28
A night patrolling the marshes, on the lookout for an escaped bear, is really not what our heroes had in mind - particularly when their umbrella act for the Super's variety show is really coming together. more S05E04 The Curse Of The Comanches 1997-02-04
When Briggs and Louis, helped by a mysterious Commanch Chief, go on the hunt for a sacred Indian carving, they soon find themselves on the trail of tragedy, death and disaster... more S05E05 Best Man 1997-02-11
Much to his and everybody else's astonishment, Briggs is chosen to be best man at a colleague's wedding. When he discovers just who the bride's father is, Briggs isn't exactly keen either... more S05E06 Mine's A Large One 1997-02-18
Briggs and Louis have found their true vocation - the river police. With peace, quiet and the total absence of any type of crime, it seems like paradise. Then the boat runs into an unexploded WWII river mine... more 
