Puppets Who Kill
2002 · 4 seasons · 53 episodes · Ended · The Comedy Network
Animation, Comedy
TMDB 6.6 · 7 votes
Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004. In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.
Episodes
- S01E01Pilot2002-10-0430m
- S01E02Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife2002-10-1130m
When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.
- S01E03Cuddles Goes To Jail2002-10-1830m
Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
- S01E04Buttons Goes To Court2002-10-2530m
Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
- S01E05Bill's Brain2002-10-3130m
Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
- S01E06The Island Of Skip-Along Pete2002-11-0830m
Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
- S01E07Rocko's Telethon2002-11-1530m
Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.
- S01E08Cuddles The Safety Mascot2002-11-2230m
Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
- S01E09Dan's Crush2002-11-2930m
- S01E10Dan The Greeter30m
Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
- S01E11Cuddles Gets Laid2002-12-1330m
Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
- S01E12Dan's Umbrella2002-12-2030m
Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
- S01E13Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door2002-12-2730m
- S01E14The Payback2003-01-0330m
