Cannon and Ball star as security guards Trevor and Bernard at the Margaret Thatcher Plaza shopping centre Trevor Purvis and his senior, Bernard Cooney, are security guards at the Margaret Thatcher Plaza shopping precinct. Whilst Bernard is eager to just get on and get the shift completed, Purvis is a little more casual with his use of company time.
Episodes
S01E01 Close Encounter 1991-07-15 30m
Working the night shift, Bernard Cooney and Trevor Purvis are ambushed and held hostage by a gang of masked robbers. more
S01E02 The End 1991-07-22 30m
When he finds that the end of a film he's watching on video has been recorded over, Purvis is particularly anxious to get a copy from the rental shop and find out what happened. more
S01E03 The Tramp Who Never Was 1991-07-29 30m
On a particularly cold night, a homeless ex-soldier begs five minutes in the warmth of the security office. more
S01E04 Sweet Charity 1991-08-05 30m
It's Bernard's birthday and it seems that both his wife and his supposed 'friend' have forgotten. When he catches said 'friend', Purvis, bent over the sofa on top of a mystery woman, Bernard's frustrations get the better of him! more
S01E05 Lilac Time 1991-08-12 30m
The company is undergoing substantial modernisation: compulsory redundancy of 'senior' staff, offices repainted in lilac, and new computer systems. None of which are welcomed by Bernard or Trevor. more
S01E06 The Other Man's Grass 1991-08-19 30m
After reading 'The Ecstasy of Sex', Bernard is looking forward to romancing his wife with an expensive meal and night out. Purvis, on the other hand, has tendered his resignation in order to follow his dream - and become a salesman of Bendy Wendy and Gary dolls. more 
