The Comic Strip Presents...

Jeremy, Colin Grigson, Slug/General Erwin/Hovis, Toadstool, Ali Kitson, Richard, Dreamy Time Escort, Tim, Speaker/Hunchback, , Lord Mayor, Carlos, Tark

Hermine, Jackie/First Nun, Frances/Mrs. Shines, Ursula, Veronica, Eleanor, Francesca, Susie, Frances, Passion, Tracy, Mrs. Cooper, Rachel, Nayler, , Fiona/Frances, Joan, Monica, George, Consuela, Caroline, Verity/Old Lady/Celebrity

Lorna, Meryl Streep, Chas/Marilyn/Captain/Drunk, Shona/Second Nun/Horse Rider, Angie, Liz, Anne, Doreen, Ice Maiden, Little Sister, Jessica, June, Monica, Cathy, Debbie, , Sally, Hannah, Maria

Billy, Peter, Eddie Monsoon, Gordon/Bill, Vim Fuego, , Mike/Hatchett/Julio/Bolsen/Man in Cage/Jenkins/Zarkoff, Desmond, John, Dick, Bean, Brian, Adrian/Slim/Policeman, Ace, Billy/Prince/Giles Cricket Bat Portland, Michael, Martin, 2nd MI5 Man/Fan, Bestman, Dreamy Time Escort

Spider Webb, Mr. Lovebucket, Keith, Tony Benn, Radio DJ/Cocker/Wally/Miguel/Brown/Field Marshall/Drunk/Terrorist, Julian, Mr. Chipstick, Dave, Al Pacino, Nick, Pete, Miguel, Peter, Milk Policeman, Gary, Julio, Squealer, Rollo, Tiny Townsend, Alan, Victor, Phil, Waiter/Shopkeeper

Charles, Marlon, Steve's Manager/1st MI5 Man, Nigel, Paul, Dave, Tommy/Doc/Ivan/McClowsky/Australian, Aldo Vini, Derek, Julian, Den Dennis, Tony, Bernard/Old Man/Camp Actor 1, Stan, TV Presenter

Gerald, Gypsy/Shopkeeper, Chief of Police, Kurt, Desmond, Ken, Goldie/Dutch/Celebrity, Salesman/Screwball/Mario/Harry Kiri/Markoff, Mother, Max

Mason/Gondolier, Green Leader, Brian Epstein, Film Executive/Camp Actor 2/Architect/Celebrity, Gino, Patrick, Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater, Mr. Bastardos/Train Guard, Kevin

Workman 1, Bridegroom, Barman/Ticket Collector, Postman, Toby Thurlow, Godfrey, Kix

Bertoli, Crazy James Fairchild/Roy, Geordie, Under Manager, Rollon, Gerry/2nd Man/Picketer, Danny

Landlady, Slammer, Bumble, Carol, Louise, Cheryl

Les Dogs Leader, Party Guest, Nick/London Transport Man/2nd Soldier/3rd Workman, Frenchman, Keith, Hopeful