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John Thomson

Acting · Born 1969-04-02 · Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Credits · 144

Film
Nightborn
2026 · Jon's Father
Film
Fackham Hall
2025 · Bill
Secret Life of the Auction House
2025 · Self - Narrator (voice)
Celebrity Puzzling
2025 · Self - Panellist
Art Detectives
2025 · William Titchfield
Film
The People Before
2025 · Knotweed Man
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
2024 · Self - Narrator
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
2024 · Self
The Gentlemen
2024 · Frank
Captivated
2024 · Geoff
Film
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
2023 · Self
Best Year Ever
2022 · Self - Actor
Film
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
2022 · Plank
Celebrity Lingo
2022 · Self - Contestant
Film
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
2022 · Self
Sister Boniface Mysteries
2022 · Leonard Monk
Dodger
2022 · Farmer Grundles
Film
Last Train to Christmas
2021 · Vic
The Weakest Link
2021 · Self
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
2021 · Self - Contestant
Film
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
2020 · Self
Film
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
2020 · Self/Various Characters
Dog Loves Books
2020 · Dog (voice)
McDonald & Dodds
2020 · Jimmy Daly
Brassic
2019 · Colin Popov
Film
7 Up & Me
2019 · Self
Film
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
2019 · Himself
This Time with Alan Partridge
2019 · Joe Beasley
The People's Vet
2018 · Self - Narrator
Celebrity Catchphrase
2018 · Self
Shane the Chef
2018
Richard Osman's House of Games
2017 · Self - Contestant
Film
Dying Laughing
2017 · Self
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016 · Self
Film
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
2016 · Kevin Ruddock
Film
Grimsby
2016 · Bob Tolliver
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
2016 · Self - Narrator
Film
Billionaire Boy
2016 · Len
Fungus The Bogeyman
Film
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015
Film
Northern Soul
2014 · Terry
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
2014 · Self
Film
Help Point
2013 · Stephen
Through the Keyhole
2013 · Self
Film
Dementamania
2013
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
2013 · Self - Contestant
Strange Hill High
2013 · Various (voice)
The Job Lot
2013 · Kevin
Catchphrase
2013
Plebs
2013 · Mr. Adolphus
The Mimic
2013 · Nigel Lord
Film
Pulp
2013 · Dave Burns
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
2013 · Self - Narrator
Father Brown
2013 · John Banks
Film
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
2012 · Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
BBC Comedy Feeds
BBC Comedy Feeds
2012 · Steve
Film
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
2012 · Himself
The Chase: Celebrity Special
2011 · Self
Death in Paradise
2011 · DCI Chris Ricketts
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
2011 · Self - Participant
Sooty
2011 · The Boss
The Jonathan Ross Show
2011 · Self
The Lock Up
2011 · Narrator
Film
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
2010 · Self
Film
The Road to Coronation Street
2010 · Harry Kershaw
Heads or Tails
Heads or Tails
2009 · Self - Contestant
Big Top
2009 · Geoff
Film
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
2009 · Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Angela and Friends
2009
Film
Inkheart
2008 · Darius
Celebrity Juice
2008 · Self
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
2008 · Self
Film
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
2007 · Self - Narrator (voice)
Kingdom
2007 · Nigel Pearson
Mobile
2007 · Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
Engineering the World Rally
2007 · Himself - Narrator
Skins
2007 · Sam Brooks
Ghosthunting With...
2006
New Street Law
2006 · Charlie Darling
Waterloo Road
2006 · Nelson Smith
The F Word
2005
Film
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005 · Mr. Windfall (voice)
8 Out of 10 Cats
2005 · Self
Monkey Trousers
2005
Blackpool
2004
Film
Fat Slags
2004 · Foreman
Celebrity Mastermind
2003 · Self - Contestant
The Terry and Gaby Show
The Terry and Gaby Show
2003
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
2002 · Self
Film
24 Hour Party People
2002 · Charles
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
2002 · Self
Film
Station Jim
2001 · Harold
Film
Dog Eat Dog
2001 · Football Coach
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
2001 · Sir Donald Tyburn
Murder in Mind
2001 · Alan Squires
Bill and Ben
2001 · Bill (voice)
Film
Born Romantic
2000 · First Cab Driver
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000
Film
The Flint Street Nativity
1999 · Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
It's Only TV But I Like It
It's Only TV But I Like It
1999 · Self
Film
You Are Here
1998 · Peter Keggy
Film
The Fast Show Live
1998
Film
Ted & Ralph
1998 · Vicar
Cold Feet
1998 · Pete Gifford
Film
Up 'n' Under
1998 · Stan
Roger Roger
1998 · Barry
Film
The Man Who Knew Too Little
1997 · Dimitri
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
Film
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
1997 · Mr. Loughborough
Midsomer Murders
1997 · Cooper Steinem
Pond Life
1996
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
1996 · Self - Panellist
Film
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
Saturday Live
Saturday Live
1996 · Cabbie
Silent Witness
1996 · DI Warren Bull
Coogan's Run
1995 · Fat Bob
Crapston Villas
1995
The World of Lee Evans
1995 · Customer
Dangerous Lady
1995 · Lee Ryan
Fist of Fun
1995 · Pied Piper of Hamelin
Film
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
1995 · Nathan
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
Film
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
1994 · Fat Bob
Ready, Steady, Cook
1994 · Self - Guest
The Fast Show
1994 · Various Characters
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
1994 · Petty Officer Alan Partridge
Film
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
1994 · Simon Joke
Pie in the Sky
1994 · Andrew Vernon
The Day Today
1994 · Treasurer
Film
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
1994 · Bernard Right On/Various
Film
Paul Calf's Video Diary
1993 · Fat Bob
Shooting Stars
1993 · Self
Harry
Harry
1993 · Royo
The Dead Good Show
1992 · Various
Film
The Weekenders
1992 · Policeman 1
Blue Heaven
1992 · Waiter 2
Men Behaving Badly
1992 · Ken
Murder Most Horrid
1991 · Daniel Hoffmeyer
Paul Merton: The Series
1991
Soldier Soldier
1991 · Sgt Dunn
The Word
1990
This Morning
1988 · Self
Top of the Pops
1964 · Self - Host
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
Self - Team Captain
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
Bernard Righton
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